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Na-no, na-no.
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Oh, you two would
just love my new place.
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Of course, it isn't
decorated yet...
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Not like yours, Mindy,
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with all its special
little touches.
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You know, it's really a home.
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Oh, thanks.
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It's always real
comfortable around here.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Mindy, will you help me
make my place a home?
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Well, sure, but I'm not a
professional or anything.
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Oh, that's okay.
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We'll keep it real
sweet and simple.
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Besides, I can only
spend 10 thousand.
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Dollars?
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Ten thousand dollars?
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The kind that you get at a bank.
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And not a penny more.
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I promised myself.
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Uhh, why don't we
start by making a list.
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Uhh, Mindy, would you please
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get the pen and pencil
out of my, uh, purse?
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Sure.
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Gotcha.
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Glenda.
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Glenda, you are just so funny.
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I am going to start laughing
when my heart gets started.
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You know, one of the guys
in my building gave this to me.
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He's a regular riot.
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Oh, yeah, he's a
regular riot, all right.
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Hey, can I borrow that?
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I'd kinda like to
show it to Mork.
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Oh, sure, he'll
probably love it.
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Then I'm taking the
other one for Remo.
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I am starving, let's go
down to the restaurant
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and I'll talk him into
making us breakfast.
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Oh, listen, you guys go.
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Mork's making me a special
breakfast this morning.
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I just hope that this time it
doesn't jump off the plate.
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Jeanie... Huh?
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After breakfast, how about
if we go back to my building?
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We can catch the tail
end of the limbo lesson.
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Oh, wow. Oh, boy.
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Gosh, am I hungry.
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If you are, Mind, then get ready
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for Tarzan of the crêpes!
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Whoo-hoo!
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Today...
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Today we're going to fix
something very special.
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We're going to make
huevos cosmos. Here we go.
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First, let's start by putting a
few pinto beans as a base...
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"Pinto" from the Spanish
word meaning "small car."
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Now what we should
do is add a little sherry.
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Ooh, what a
lovely shade of blur.
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Now we have our main ingredient.
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We must do this first of all.
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Bring out your chicken.
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Oh, look, this chicken is so
young, it's never known love.
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Oh, oh, breathe,
breathe, breathe.
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Oh, it's a boy!
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Here we go.
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Now we must dress our chicken.
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First, you put your chicken
in a lovely 2-piece outfit,
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adopt it now just
like Esther Williams.
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Ooh!
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And this one too, whoop!
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And once again,
a little more sherry.
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Sherry and sherry alike.
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Mmm-hmm.
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And a little for the cook.
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You never know when you'll
be followed home by a wino.
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Now for some more garnish.
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For everyone here,
first we add a little flour.
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Once again, a
little more sherry.
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And some grated cheese.
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Oh, you grate on
me, grate, grate, grate.
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Little cheese in there.
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And once again, who knows.
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Once again, a
little more sherry.
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A little more...
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Oh, what a lovely day.
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Hold on, one second here...
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Over here, once again,
a little more sherry.
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Little more sherry,
sherry, sherry...
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Sherry!
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A little salt...
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a little pepper.
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Remember, you can put anything
in there, give it enough time.
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Use your trash
compactor if necessary.
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Finishing up once
again, you stir it up,
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and one little more
touch of sherry.
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Wow, bon appétit,
my dear, bon appétit.
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Yes, Mind, come
on, give it a try.
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Throw caution to the wind, Mind.
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I think that I'm on a diet,
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but, umm, I got
you a little surprise,
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it's in my purse.
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For me? Yes.
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Oh, Mind, I love surprises more
than I love freeze-dried pants.
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Really? Can I? Can I?
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For me?
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Yes.
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Go ahead.
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There's nothing in there, Mind.
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Mork, it's a snake.
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It's supposed to jump
out and scare you.
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Ohh...
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Oh, I get it.
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No, Mork, it's a practical joke.
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It's a prank, people play
them on one another.
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It's supposed to be funny.
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I understand that, Mind.
I'm a superior being.
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It's a very simple concept;
snake, spring, fear.
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Let's add that to the dish.
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Never mind. It was
a dumb joke anyway.
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I wasn't going
to say that, Mind.
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Well, listen, while you're
doing whatever it is you're doing,
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I'm gonna run to
the store real quick
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and get some
decorator magazines.
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Have you seen my car keys?
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Sure, many times.
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Do you know where they might be?
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Well, I'll take a wild guess.
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Number one: in the purse.
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But don't worry,
Mind, don't worry.
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Allow moi. Pardon moi.
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Oh, no, a purse.
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Oh, oh!
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Oh! Oh, my heart, Mind.
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Ow, ow, ow.
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You take the house.
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Well, this is my place.
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Wow, neat!
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Where's the refrigerator?
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Not now.
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I see it.
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If the rest of you children
don't want to eat...
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let's all sit down
here for a moment
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and share a problem
with Uncle Mork here.
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Well, the basic problem is
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that I have a heavy
case of confusion.
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Let us be your
beacon through the fog.
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Thanks, Lola.
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Hey, what's wrong
with this refrigerator?
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I can't see anything in here.
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I took the bulb out, Stephanie.
I knew you were coming.
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Go suck a lemon.
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You know, Stephanie,
there's free food
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down at Jack in the Box is
you stand next to the clown.
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Well, basically, my problem
is that, well, I want to play
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a practical joke on Mindy,
and I don't really know any.
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I know one!
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I went to Jake's Joke Shop
and bought a bar of trick soap.
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When my brother washed
with it, his hands grew black.
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Oh, that sure beats
bussing, doesn't it?
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It's just, I'm in a
desperate situation.
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Is there anything else you know?
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Mork, there's tons of
'em... Itching powder...
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Ooh.
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Sneezing powder... pepper gum...
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Ooh, ahh.
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Fly in your ice cube.
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Wait a minute.
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Oh...
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Oh, great expectations,
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I'm gonna scare the
dickens out of Mindy.
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"Great expectations"? Dickens?
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You know, big fella,
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you're a lot deeper
than you look.
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Bless you, Lola.
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Have you cleaned the
refrigerator out yet, Stephanie?
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Shh, don't spoil it,
Dr. Atkins. Now, come on.
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Boy, did that diet work.
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Hi.
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How was your day?
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Oh...
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Not baa-a-d.
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Why are you looking
at me like that?
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I don't know, Mind,
I guess I'm just
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kind of a mildly
mischievous kind of guy.
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Why don't you put
your coat in the armoire?
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You never know what
might be in there...
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maybe a skeleton or
a hokey pokey man.
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What?
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Oh, maybe you
have a bone to pick.
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I'm going in the closet.
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Oh, no, no, no. No, no.
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No, no.
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Now, that's funny.
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Well, seeing that, Mind,
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don't you really
want to fatten up?
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Let's go to the fridge. Come on.
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Shh. Wait. Ha ha.
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Wait, wait, Mind, Mind, Mind.
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I hope this doesn't alarm you,
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but there might be some
bell peppers in there.
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Titter, titter,
chortle, chortle.
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Bell peppers?
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Oh, Mork, I'll tell you,
you're a clever guy.
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Listen, Mork, we need
to have a little talk.
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Look, for a practical
joke to work,
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you're not supposed to
know what's going to happen.
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The surprise is
what makes it funny.
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You're kidding.
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What other symphony
conductor dresses like this?
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Since you're going
fishing, come on in.
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Maybe you need some
worms for your fishing trip.
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Worms?
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Yeah, they might be in there.
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I had a few, I don't know.
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Worms in there?
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Yeah, give it a shot.
Here, hold onto this.
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Industrial-strength worms.
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This way, you can
catch the big suckers.
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Mork, that was a
pretty good prank.
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It was a prank, wasn't it?
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I hope.
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Pretty good, my
boy, pretty good.
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But it pales by comparison
with some of the exploits
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of pranky Franky here.
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Pranky Franky?
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I'm being dressed
by pranky Franky?
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You've heard of the old
car-in-the-living-room stunt.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, that's... Oh, yeah.
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Oh, who hasn't heard of it?
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I haven't.
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Mork, it's when
you take a car apart
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and put it back together
in somebody's living room.
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When I was in
college, we did that
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to Professor Franklin's
'51 Studebaker.
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Oh, heavy.
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Yes, but well worth the hernia.
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That prank made
me what I am today...
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a legend.
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A legend... a tornado in
the windmills of my mind.
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Hang on, Toto. Hang on.
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Well, maybe I don't
look so bad in this outfit,
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I don't know.
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Nobody's going
to see but the fish,
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and who are they going to tell
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except a few
waterlogged gangsters?
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That's the spirit, Fred.
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Those fish don't have a chance.
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He really does look pretty funny
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in that outfit, doesn't he?
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Ah, a chance to
become a living legend.
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I'll be up there on
Mount Rushmore.
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I'll be with Washington,
Lincoln, Jefferson,
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Roosevelt, and all those
other wide receivers.
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This is going to make
Mindy love us forever, Beeb.
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Oh, boy, I can't
wait til she sees this.
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Mind...
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Mind, wake up. It's morning.
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Can't you hear the little
birdies singing outside?
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Mork, it is 5:00 in the morning.
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How... Mork, how did you...
258
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,529
Why would you...
259
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,331
When did you get
this thing up here?
260
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,566
Mind, take your time now, I
know these type of compliments
261
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,235
don't just fall trippingly
off the tongue.
262
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,271
Mork, get this jeep
out of here now.
263
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,572
Oh, yes, and?
264
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,097
And get this jeep
out of here now!
265
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,581
Morning, Mr. Bickley.
266
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:13,002
You're sure you're
all right, Mr. Bickley?
267
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,904
Just a second before,
268
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,128
I was sitting in that chair.
269
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:22,478
I got up to fill my
thermos with coffee.
270
00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,569
I owe my life to Joe DiMaggio.
271
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,051
Well, don't worry about
that hole, Mr. Bickley,
272
00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:34,090
I'll spackle it over.
273
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:37,160
Don't worry, I think my
insurance should cover this.
274
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,228
I'll just have to check
on a technicality.
275
00:13:39,252 --> 00:13:41,920
If my apartment is
covered for collision.
276
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:46,068
Well, apart from the obvious
physical and emotional trauma,
277
00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:48,927
is there any latent appreciation
for what I've achieved here?
278
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,209
I see.
279
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:57,213
Well, excuse me.
I'm going fishing.
280
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,282
I've got to get out of here.
281
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,973
I don't know what I'm
going to tell my maid.
282
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,444
She won't even do windows.
283
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,332
Mind, look at the bright side.
284
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,876
It's always good to have
friends you can drop in on.
285
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:20,669
Mork, listen to me.
286
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:21,704
Don't hit me, don't hit me.
287
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:24,040
What you did was not funny.
288
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,909
We can't even go into our
apartment because of that,
289
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,477
and I don't even want to think
290
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,079
what might have
happened to Mr. Bickley,
291
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:32,381
much less how much
this is going to cost to fix.
292
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,383
It was a stupid and
dangerous prank,
293
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,751
you should have
been more careful.
294
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,335
I was careful, Mind.
I set the hand brake.
295
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:39,956
You set the hand brake.
296
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,257
Yeah...
297
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,825
You set the hand brake?
298
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,293
My jeep falls through my floor,
299
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,562
and you say you
set the hand brake?
300
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:47,930
I can't take any
more of this, Mork.
301
00:14:47,954 --> 00:14:48,931
I'm getting out of here.
302
00:14:48,955 --> 00:14:50,199
Great, Mind. Where are we going?
303
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,300
We're not going anywhere.
304
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,568
You're staying here,
305
00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:54,470
cleaning up this mess,
and getting that jeep out.
306
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,138
I'm going to Glenda Faye's.
307
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,396
Mind, Mind... Oh, Mindy.
308
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,786
Well, this is the last box.
309
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:14,323
Oh, Glenda, I just
keep thinking about it.
310
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:17,293
I mean, a jeep falling
through my floor.
311
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:18,928
How many years
can a normal person
312
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,163
put up with that kind of stuff?
313
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,520
Four?
314
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,403
I mean, when I first met Mork,
315
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,038
I knew he was different, but...
316
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,539
You know, I noticed that too,
317
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,308
but I never said anything.
318
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:35,633
You see, I was brought up to
laugh behind people's backs.
319
00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:40,783
All I know is, if this
kind of stuff keeps up,
320
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:43,419
Mork's going to have
to find another Earth...
321
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,987
Uhh, roommate.
322
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:48,925
Oh, my, this is
serious, isn't it?
323
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,927
Well, listen, Mindy, you're
welcome to stay here
324
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,395
until you work things out.
325
00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:56,198
Besides, we'll have a ball.
This is a singles apartment.
326
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:58,022
Thanks.
327
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,560
Hi, Derrick.
328
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,762
Far out.
329
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,699
Farther out.
330
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,381
Hey, guys, glad you came by.
331
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,083
I'd like you to meet
a friend of mine.
332
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,484
Mindy, these are my neighbors.
333
00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:16,518
Derrick...
334
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,542
Hi, Derrick.
335
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,324
And this is...
336
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:24,582
Todd Norman Taylor,
but you can call me T.N.T.
337
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,453
Kind of a dynamite
guy, you know?
338
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,266
Hi.
339
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,422
Great personality.
340
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:35,293
Say, look, I'm
kind of new in town.
341
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,545
How do I get to your place?
342
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,781
Glenda, is there something
I could help you with
343
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:46,915
in the kitchen?
344
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,584
Oh, no, no, no.
Now, you just sit.
345
00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,853
I'll get us all
something to drink.
346
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,621
Just yell if you
need anything else.
347
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:53,755
Okay.
348
00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,619
I think I have everything
I need right here.
349
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:00,865
Cheese puffs?
350
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:04,033
No, I just ate.
351
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:05,534
Oh.
352
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:10,213
I have heavier chains
for when it snows.
353
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,344
I bought them out
of my slush fund.
354
00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:22,618
But serious time now...
355
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,876
Have you ever really
listened to Manilow?
356
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,213
No.
357
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:36,165
Happy hour...
strawberry margaritas.
358
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,589
Whoa, cowabunga!
359
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,971
Say, why don't we
share a margarita?
360
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,407
You go right, I'll go left.
361
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,964
We'll have a salt lick
race around the rim.
362
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,178
I don't believe this.
363
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:51,001
She loves me.
364
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,816
Is this fun or what?
365
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,875
You're a crazy
lady, you know that?
366
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,190
Isn't she a crazy lady?
367
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,448
Yeah, she's crazy.
368
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,695
So, look, uh, maybe
you'd like to take
369
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:09,120
a nice warm dip in my jacuzz?
370
00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:11,333
Fabulous.
371
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:13,035
Sure, we can fill it
up with club soda
372
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,159
and bob for lemon slices.
373
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,006
Let me go change.
374
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:20,510
Meet you downstairs
in 20 minutes.
375
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,878
Better make that 25.
376
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,035
I have to Scotchgard my chains.
377
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,084
Brenda...
378
00:18:28,108 --> 00:18:29,585
Cindy.
379
00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,729
See you later, lady-gators.
380
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:42,631
Wasn't that fun?
Weren't they terrific?
381
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,568
Are you serious?
382
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:48,837
Glenda, they didn't
even know our names.
383
00:18:48,861 --> 00:18:50,261
But they were close.
384
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,609
Well, besides, what's in a name
385
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,177
as long as you're happy?
386
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,646
Oh, come on, you
don't really believe that.
387
00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,915
Sure.
388
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,984
Oh, look, you're
going to love it here.
389
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:04,153
We'll be so busy, we
won't even have time
390
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,344
to think about
what's bothering us.
391
00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:11,327
I mean you...
What's bothering you.
392
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:14,830
Glenda, come on.
What's really going on?
393
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:18,567
Oh, I really don't
want to talk about it.
394
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:19,735
Are you sure?
395
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:23,139
Oh, Mindy, I'm not
sure about anything
396
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,508
since my husband died.
397
00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,610
Well, that's why
I moved in here.
398
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,445
I just want to laugh, say hi.
399
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:32,136
No involvements
and nothing personal.
400
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,850
Well, I can understand that.
401
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,253
Thanks, Mindy.
402
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,121
It's just that every
once in a while,
403
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:42,658
I miss having somebody
who really cares about me.
404
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,860
You are so lucky to have Mork.
405
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,417
I am?
406
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,131
Give him another chance.
407
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:51,033
A hole in your
floor is a lot better
408
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,937
than a hole in your ceiling.
409
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:59,107
I mean, a hole in your
ceiling's a lot better than...
410
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,376
Well, either way,
411
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,633
it's a lot better than
a hole in your life.
412
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,447
Yeah.
413
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,449
You know, I never
realized how good I had it
414
00:20:07,473 --> 00:20:10,107
til I saw what was
really out there.
415
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:14,344
I guess things aren't
so bad at home.
416
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,462
You know, Bebo, a lot of people
417
00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:22,565
would consider this a
depressing situation.
418
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,111
You don't have
to be one of them.
419
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:29,738
I wish that hole in the ceiling
420
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,362
was the only thing
I had to patch up.
421
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:33,742
I really miss Mind.
422
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,177
Mork.
423
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,568
Sometimes I can almost
hear her voice now.
424
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:41,016
Mork, can I talk to
you for a minute?
425
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,784
Mind! Mind, you're here.
426
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,644
No, Bebo, wait! No, no, Bebo!
427
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:53,128
I'm sorry, Mind, I'm sorry
to add polyester to injury.
428
00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,496
Mork, I think there
are a few things
429
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,831
we should straighten out.
430
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,633
Before you say another word,
431
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,668
I've already started my
self-improvement plan.
432
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,191
I've made a list
of my bad points.
433
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:05,541
There would have been more,
434
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:08,444
except the tears
made the ink run.
435
00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:10,679
First of all, I belch
with my finger.
436
00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,581
Second, I snore with my toes.
437
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,351
I chew my toenails.
I sit on my face.
438
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:16,552
Oh, Mork,
439
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,153
nobody's perfect.
440
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,522
Oh, yes, Mind, you are.
441
00:21:20,546 --> 00:21:21,957
I mean, you're wholesome.
442
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,282
In the dictionary, it says,
"perfect: see 'Mindy.'"
443
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,863
No, I'm not.
444
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:30,366
For one thing, I don't
have any patience.
445
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:33,034
I should have known
you didn't mean any harm.
446
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:35,070
I mean, you were only
trying to make me laugh.
447
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:37,172
Yeah, I thought
it was just a joke,
448
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:39,575
but, Mind, sometimes
I'm a really trying guy.
449
00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,710
Well, that's very true,
450
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,779
but you also have an
awful lot of good points.
451
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,763
I know that too. I
made a list of those.
452
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:48,573
Here it is.
453
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:55,023
Oh..."Mindy
McConnell is my friend."
454
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:56,659
That's all that's on here.
455
00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:58,327
Well, that's all
I could think of
456
00:21:58,351 --> 00:21:59,728
when I was sitting here alone.
457
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,485
Oh...
458
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,733
Oh, Mork.
459
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:08,437
You know, you're crazy,
weird, aggravating...
460
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,941
I can't help it. I'm a Libra.
461
00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:14,943
Impulsive, exasperating,
and frustrating.
462
00:22:14,967 --> 00:22:17,713
But, you know,
you're also very caring,
463
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,782
and that's what
makes it all worth it.
464
00:22:19,806 --> 00:22:22,785
Oh, you still like me?
465
00:22:22,809 --> 00:22:25,943
Well, uh-huh, uh-huh,
uh-huh-huh-huh.
466
00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:28,724
Oh. Well, back on Ork,
467
00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,759
we have a very special
custom of making up.
468
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:31,927
What's that?
469
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,652
First of all, we grab
each other's hands.
470
00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:38,528
We look very deeply
into each other's eyes.
471
00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:41,637
Yeah?
472
00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:43,961
That's it. That's it?
473
00:22:45,631 --> 00:22:47,275
Really?
474
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,777
Well, on Earth, we
usually do all that,
475
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:49,801
and then we kiss.
476
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,250
You sure you want to?
477
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:57,140
Well, I don't know... Okay.
478
00:23:23,269 --> 00:23:26,882
Mork calling Orson.
Come in, Orson.
479
00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,017
Mork calling Orson.
480
00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,474
Come in, Orson.
481
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:33,689
Mork calling Orson.
482
00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:35,457
Come in, your Oliver Hardy-ness.
483
00:23:35,481 --> 00:23:37,393
I hope I didn't
call you too early.
484
00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:40,496
By the way, Mork, I
wanted to thank you
485
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,330
for the box of
cigars you sent me.
486
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:43,999
Oh, no sweat, chief smoke.
487
00:23:44,023 --> 00:23:45,863
I mean, I hope you
got a bang out of them.
488
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,506
You see, sir, that's what's
called a practical joke.
489
00:23:50,530 --> 00:23:53,241
Nonsense. No
jokes are practical.
490
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,310
Oh, sir, come on, now.
They serve a purpose.
491
00:23:55,334 --> 00:23:57,679
I mean, Jokes can fill
your life with surprises.
492
00:23:57,703 --> 00:24:00,282
Life isn't supposed
to be surprising.
493
00:24:00,306 --> 00:24:02,951
It's supposed to be ordered
and predictable, Mork.
494
00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:04,887
Where's the fun in
that, your old fogy-ness?
495
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:06,254
If life were predictable,
496
00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:08,390
no one would bother watching
the Miss America Pageant,
497
00:24:08,414 --> 00:24:10,426
everyone would know who's
hosting The Tonight Show,
498
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,661
and no one would believe an
actor could become president.
499
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,996
Imagine giving a state
of the union address.
500
00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:17,433
"My fellow... line."
501
00:24:17,457 --> 00:24:18,967
That's unpredictable?
502
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:20,335
No, sir, that's incredible.
503
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,204
So is that feeling when
you tell a friend a joke.
504
00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:25,206
But the most important
thing is to have a friend
505
00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:27,075
that you want to tell a joke to.
506
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:28,977
If not, the joke's on you.
507
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:31,735
Until next week,
sir, Na-no, na-no.